....by the sun!
I'm fairly sunburned--but only on the right side of my face and neck, mind you.
If sunburns weren't such a commonplace occurrence, I could say that a microwave exploded, and I turned my head to the left while high-energy, fast-moving, nuclear particles blasted the right side of my face.
Doesn't the bare truth make every natural happening sound so.....deadly?
It's like calling sunlight "Cancer Beams", or cigarettes Death Sticks. (They're still Death Sticks, though. And sunlight is fun, enjoyable, and happy. Death Sticks are nothing of the sort.
It's quite painful. I shan't be shaving my face until the sheer-searing pain dwindles un poquito.
Farewell, for now. You have glimpsed a hint of caffeinated blogging. Just a *hint*.
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